Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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