4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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