There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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