they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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