who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You can't special order awesome
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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