mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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