Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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