just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
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he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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