i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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