thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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