I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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