yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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