I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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