apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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