I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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