How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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