She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just sucked dick on a ferry
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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