Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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