you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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