Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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