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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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