I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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