The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so let's talk penis.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
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there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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