Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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And then the night went full on bisexual.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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