The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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