Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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