Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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