I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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