Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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