on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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