She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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