I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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