Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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