Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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