Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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