i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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