But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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