They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm both gender and math confused
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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