alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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