jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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