awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
What drink are we having for lunch?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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