I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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