ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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