Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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