from now on my penis is your penis
He is an equal opportunity slut.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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