nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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