So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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