you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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