I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I faked an abortion last night.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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