butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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