Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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