i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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