READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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