Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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