My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
